Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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