Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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