worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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