i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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