He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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