Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
