She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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