why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
do nipples grow back?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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