the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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