East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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