i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My feet surprised me
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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