NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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