Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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