I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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