So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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