OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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