it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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