Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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