She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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