MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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