That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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