when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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