dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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