I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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