Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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