So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
should my penis look like a turkey
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
