ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.