let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
so he's a sleeptalker.
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.