Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.