Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.