that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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