Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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