mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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