Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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