So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
