I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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