Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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