plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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