i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize
