i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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