So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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