Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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