I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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