Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
My vagina is very pro this idea
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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