Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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