I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
