I got chris browned last night
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
