I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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