I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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