I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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