Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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