She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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