I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
