And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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