Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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