I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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