What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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