My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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