Where did you get a picture of my penis
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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