If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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