If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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