You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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